Most of my life I have asked myself “what if?” I have always thought that life can be more interesting than it already is by imagining the world in different ways. Sadly, I came to a realization today that no matter how neat I think it would be, UFO’s and Bigfoot simply do not exist. I know, bummer huh.
What was the impetus to this great awakening you ask? Simple. My cell phone. I was messing around with it and marveling at what great pictures and movies it is capable of taking. I got to thinking about all of the interesting clips on YouTube that people have taken with their cell phone.
And then it hit me; with literally millions upon millions of cell phones, all equipped with a fairly decent digital camera, why do we not have some decent pictures of UFO’s or Bigfoot? Not those cheesy grainy fake pictures, or shaky movies that you just can’t make out. I mean really good pictures.
With all of the hunters in the woods this time of year we should finally at last have a mug shot of Sasquatch – that is, we would if he existed.
Same for UFO’s. Those alien abductions? Someone should have by now captured someone floating out of his or her house and into a UFO on their iphone. Or perhaps one of the claimed abducted could, while being shown the quadrant of the galaxy the aliens come from, exclaim “hey, could you stand next to the map with me while Zephod takes our picture with my cell phone?”
I’ll keep asking “what if” and looking, but I’m not holding my breath.